PUNCHLINE DRUM ROLL PLEASE…..
He wasted four years at USC unknowingly wearing his career on his feet.
Does he know there’s already a sock store at Universal City Walk?
His sister made one sex tape; he made two socks.
Rob: “I hope I don’t get eliminated so I don’t have to go back to doing nothing.”
Rob Kardashian, the next apostle.
Right now, you’re on national television dancing the Jive in a pink Hawaiin shirt…..things are really lookin’ up!
Rob: “Guess what? I went out with Angela Simmons last night!!”
Friend: “Awesome! What did you guys do?!”
Rob: “….got a pedicure.”
Friend: -__-
Calling a picture of yourself “beautiful”? Definitely douchey.
I don’t know what’s worse….wearing red shorts and striped green socks, or looking like you belong in them.
Rob: “My dad was one of the most powerful criminal defense attorneys in the country and I graduated from the Marshall School of Business at USC so I can piss champagne into a girls mouth.”
I found Rob’s number one fan!
Nevermind the fact that she’s underage, that’s your sister Rob.
